Perdido Key Confidential

Perdido Key Confidential
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Monday, July 27, 2020

DOUG UNDERHILL CRIES OUT TO THE NATION "DON'T WEAR A MASK"!




On July 24th, The Commissar of Perdido Key either had a call from his Messiah...
...and/or Trump since they're interchangeable with the MAGA crowd - or possibly eerily  former Nixon fixer, G. Gordon Liddy (more about that at a later date).

Or he drank too many Monster Energy drinks while tormenting his neighbors in the hot sun with his Jet Skis and went off like an insane ape and started throwing shit all over his cage just to see if it would stick - which it did - right here on this conspiracy Facebook page...
...consequences been damned! For he speaks for the people. Nobody has just quite figured out who those "people" are yet.
Please help!!😀😀 Oh, the humanity!

He wants anyone! From any state! From Hawaii to Vermont, to contact Escambia County, Florida commissioners and email their thoughts on a mask mandate in an area most of them have never heard about - except during hurricane season! IF THAT! What the fuck good could that possibly lead to?

Needless to say, the response of the locals has been swift and quite mean spirited. But he can take it. He's a sailor.



Doug's better half suddenly charges in to defend her man!

Vicious!




(Not actually the Commissar)

Comments from Reddit.com and all the freaky links in it.

So Big Doug. It's not that big of a deal when you're playing small politics like trying to take over the beaches and the BOCC...

...here in Florida people can live with that. It's a corrupt state, let's not bullshit here. But  when they're seeing images like this:

Brooklyn Center, Minnesota woman dies after giving birth on ventilator, battling COVID-19

And stats:

And Headlines:


You may just want to stick with what you think you know.
PHOTO FROM PANHANDLEPOLITICO.COM


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