YOU CAN ONLY POLISH THE COMMISSAR OF PERDIDO KEY TURD FOR SO LONG!

The majority of Perdido Key residents have always found the Commissar of PK sort of a laughable buffoon.

Basically a low ranking local politician who takes joy in talking down to his constituents, brags about what a fucking patriot he is, getting boxes of dildos in the mail...

PHOTO COURTESY OF @TheRickWilson 

...talks shit about how much of a badass he is because he's a sailor in the Reserves, fucks with his neighbors sanity with his Jet Ski "school," pisses and moans about the government espousing his "Libertarian"...

 ...views even though he's a card carrying member of the MAGA party, and is trying to take total control of all the beaches in Escambia by having his (aide) bitch - Jonathon Owens - run for the District 1 seat.

THE COMMISSAR'S POSSIBLE NEW BEACH BITCH!

But the Commissar is also a conspiracy and hoax buff, as well as being a serious COVID-19 denier. 

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And this shtick is getting old. Especially after his recent propaganda postings:

Sorry! I got my zealots confused!

 NOW THIS IS A CHART I WOULD USE TO PROVE A INTERNATIONAL PANDEMIC CRISIS IS TOTAL BULLSHIT!

SO HE PULLS OUT AN ESCAMBIA COUNTY CHART WHICH IS ALSO BULLSHIT SINCE IT'S BEEN PROVEN THAT FLORIDA IS COOKING THE CORONA BOOKS!

But what about this, your Lordship? Do you have a word you would like to say to this poor girl's parents?

But the Commissar of Perdido Key apologizes to no one!

Mahalo

នាព្យតិះដៀល

@AndyMarlette