"There's going to be some huuuuuuge Lysol injecting boat rally going through here on the day after the 4th. It's followers are rabid down here for him."
"I've kind of noticed that since I've been here. I've had some pretty weird looks today."
"Because you're a little person?"
"Hey, shitstick! You know I hate being called a little person. I'm a goddamn midget. And proud of it! And no, it's not because I'm a midget, it's because I'm black."
Actually, Shelly was a female black midget who was also an ex-CIA operative and former pro wrestler. We were smoking a joint on the dock of the Oyster Bar after having a couple of boilermakers to kick off the night.
"Shit! It's starting to revert back to the Vietnam days here. It feels like I'm in a time machine.
She looked up at the Baars bridge.
"MAGAs are crazy as a rat in a tin shithouse. Who ever runs the show out here should have some of those safety nets like they're installing on the Golden Gate to catch people who jump. When those boats come through flying that Nazi shit, they'll be jumping off that bridge - sacrificing themselves like lemmings. They can't control themselves. It's like the CIA dosed everybody!"
"Shit! That's not beyond the scope of reality! It's radical down here, worse than we were down in Ensenada on that sting. I heard this place got death threats for another Trump Rally they had a week or so ago right here. I think all it turned out to be was a bunch of vendors here pimping out their MAGA swag."
"So who is the Man out here?'"
"They have a Commissar or something out here. He was a big one in getting the beaches open down here and spouting off about opening the fucking country and that the virus was a horseshit conspiracy. Now that's it spiking like a bat out of hell, he's gone to the bunker and is sending out his Word from there."
The Commissar has become deeply involved recently in bridge and road work but also has expressed some concern about statutes of White Supremacists being torn down in the area. He has no more time for beaches, bar openings, and the....
And in BREAKING NEWS - 3 hours ago it was reported that Florida has achieved another record with 2783 new COVID-19 cases!
Florida’s agriculture commissioner Nikki Fried slammed DeSantis over the state’s response.
“Today’s record-high new cases makes it clear: Governor DeSantis has lost control of Florida’s COVID-19 response,” Fried, a Democrat, said in a statement of the Republican governor. "His policies are simply not working, and he’s recklessly reopening Florida despite the data screaming for caution. Refusing to acknowledge the alarming patterns in cases, hospitalizations, and positivity is not only arrogant, but will cost lives, public health, and our economy. - Local Channel 10 Miami
Yesterday 6/16
"Hey! I'm sick of this maudlin shit. You and I are both lucky to be alive this long anyway. You know I got a buddy who's always had this fantasy of a lurid sexual encounter with a midget. You're gonna want to meet him." I knew she had a thing for wrestling naked with guys, torturing them like Stu Hart (some of you may have to Google - Stu Hart) in his pro wrestling torture chamber basement, and then having wild uninhibited sex with her vanquished foe.
"He's not like that last guy you set me up with, is he? Remember that douche? The one with Tourette's? In Key West! That Navy Captain. Had the upper body strength of John Bolton!"
"Wait! What? You wrestled John Bolton naked?"
MAHALO
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